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Supermassive Black Hole Discovered 44 Million Lightyears Away, And It Looks...
I know you probably can’t contain your excitement over the global news at the moment. What with Eurozone unemployment and government plans to place a 1% cap on annual increases in working-age benefits...
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Jason Statham vs. The World
Jason Statham kicks ass. There’ll be a load of you who agree with me and are thinking to yourself, “Yeah mate, no shit. What do you, want a Pulitzer prize?”. But there’s also be a bunch of insecure...
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Dubstep Birds Are Taking Over The World
Well, ok, maybe not. But it’s still Monday evening and you all needed waking up a bit. First things first, how cool is that bird in the picture? It’s like Andre Agassi screwed a tiger and for some...
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Poo Transplants Succeed In Clinical Trial
This one’s a bit more sciencey than your usual Sick Chirpse article but it’s definitely worth the post because it’s ridiculous and incredible and disgusting all at the same time. By the way, that’s E....
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Failed Assassination Attempt – You HAVE To See This
This is absolutely incredible. A few hours ago, Ahmed Dogan, leader of a political party in Bulgaria, was two misfired shots away from being assassinated at point blank range. And then the security...
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Dial-Up Sound Slowed Down By 700% – It’ll Give You Nightmares
Do you remember dial-up? I don’t really remember any specifics, I just know it really pissed everyone off with it’s sluggishness and unreliability. I think I’d probably be able to dig up a load of...
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Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot
Well this is just great news, isn’t it? It’s great because Colin Murray won’t be on my TV screen anymore and it’s great because of how funny the reason is. (A gay guy called Alex Hoffman showed me...
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Audi’s New Technology Will Make All Humans Obsolete (Or Will Be Completely...
Ok I may be exaggerating slightly, especially with the whole Terminator/Skynet/machine-uprising thing, but if I’d made the title “Audi Release A Really Dull Video To Showcase Their Impressive...
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The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012
Rob Green is not in this video. We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 – with a video of the Top 100 in the world, and then the Top 20 in the Brasileirao, and...
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Guido Daniele’s Incredible ‘Handimals’
I wasn’t gonna post this because I felt like I was ripping off ’I Fucking Love Science’ and they already have over 3,000,000 Facebook fans, but then I changed my mind because this guy and his art is...
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Chris Huhne’s Heartbreaking Text Dialogues With His Son, And The Media’s...
If you check-in to Sick Chirpse for videos of crazy russians and cats (with which I have no problem) or you’re the kind of person that types “tl;dr” in the comments section (with which I do) then I’ll...
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Don’t Do The Harlem Shake – Baauer’s Trap Hit Is The First YouTube Meme Of 2013
Back in December I recounted my experience of being introduced to Baauer and how freakin’ mental it was. I mean, like, absolutely bonkers. Over the last year the 23-year-old has been riding on the...
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Mark Wahlberg Was Completely Wasted On The Graham Norton Show
I know this is a bit late, especially because half of you will have already seen this live on Friday night and got involved in the Twitter storm that it triggered, but we missed it because we don’t...
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1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than...
Back in 1996, West Ham bosses Harry Redknapp and Peter Storrie and an 18-year-old Frank Lampard attended a little conference with some press and some lucky fans to do a bit of schmoozing. One...
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New Music For Thursday: ViLLΛGE
There’s very little information on this guy on the internet, but we can tell you that his real name is Vali Dragomir and he’s from Romania, and from the few pictures of him and the stuff he says on...
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Sankeys Refused Justin Bieber Entry To Protect Their Image
There aren’t many things more satisfying than laughing at Justin Bieber, apart from maybe laughing at his stupid fans. It’s partly due to the fact that he is the living embodiment of everything that...
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Google’s Horrible Music Video Is Proof Of Everything Wrong With The Music...
I’ve done some research for this one so I can bring you some facts to back up how painful this video that Google have released is. I’m just gonna show you the video first so you can have the same...
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Big Interview: Eton Messy – The Future Of The Underground Club Scene
This is a very long article so I’m gonna stagger it with a selection of beauties that have come through EM in the past year, to get the mood just right. For the interview part I’ve tried to make them...
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We Met Up With Waze & Odyssey, Grabbed Some Burgers And Talked About House Music
Gottwood is less than 2 months away, and I dunno about you guys but we’re getting pretty fuckin’ stoked. If you don’t know what Gottwood is then read this post and get2no init. Waze & Odyssey are...
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The 5 Most Annoying Reactions To The New Daft Punk Album
Daft Punk’s new album ‘Random Access Memories’ was leaked via iTunes last night. I told myself I wasn’t going to listen to it until June because it was gonna distract me too much from revision. This...
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